Or: It's Just Three Assholes Talking Over Here!

You heard right! Did we interview the future president of these here united states? Well maybe not, but you could always listen in and find out why he doesn't give a shit if he even wins! Our sit down with Sid led us down several different paths; some led us to his work in the seventies on Foxy Brown and Coffy, some paths ended with on-set stories of the great Shatner, and even others talk of his work with Rob Zombie as the ever despicable Captain Spaulding. Find out what role got away and why (Believe me, you'll want to, it's a biggie). From politics to charging for autographs at conventions, we leave no stone unturned. So tune in and have a damn, doodly, good listen!

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Average: 3.8

65:44 minutes (30.09 MB)

Or: Seattle Crypticon 2008!
While we were at the 2008 Crypticon we had a chance to grab an interview we had been trying to work out since last October! Mr. Tony Todd, the Candyman himself was kind enough to set aside some time for us to get the interview we wanted! He's on 24 now, he has numerous projects on the go and has been in so many wicked shows/movies that I think I need not list them! It should also be noted that during this interview there are a couple of guests that pop up, so keep your ears peeled. ...Can ears peel?

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Average: 4

51:59 minutes (23.79 MB)

Or: Decent Descent Director Won't Doom Us With Doomsday!
Today we talk with Neil Marshall, the director of Dog Soldiers and The Descent about his upcoming movie Doomsday. Now this isn't the lame Superman villain that actually makes a decent animated movie.... no, this is a balls to the wall action movie with more homages than you can shake a stick at! Listen in as we talk Escape From New York, Road Warrior and Indiana Jones! Indy? Yup, Indy!

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Average: 3.9

16:36 minutes (7.6 MB)

Or: Bringing Board Games Back To Life!
If you haven't played the Zombies board game, you really don't know what you're missing! In an age controlled by computers and video games, Todd Breitenstein and his crew at Twilight Creations Inc. are blazing a trail across the board game industry that won't be forgotten. We catch up with him in this interview and discuss where he's been, what he's up to and what's next for Zombies and Twilight itself.
If you haven't played Zombies yet, just give this podcast a listen and find out what you're missing out on!

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Average: 4.9

51:49 minutes (23.72 MB)

Or: A3U Guerrillas in the Mist!
If you're thinking about seeing the Mist, but are unsure whether it's worth it, check out our review! We talk about casting, effects and compare it to Stephen King's original novella. Sure the gobbledy gook opinions of three yahoos don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, but this is our hill and these are our beans!
Seriously though check it out! The first half is our review before you see the movie and then there will be a break before we discuss the ending and reveal all kinds of spoilers. You should listen to the second half after you've watched the movie!

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Average: 4.3

35:28 minutes (16.23 MB)

Or: Uwe Got Hate-Mail!
Very few people feel indifferent about director Uwe Boll. Some hate him with a passion and some side with who they are calling the new Ed Wood, but either way, his name is on everyone's lips. His career has only been plagued with criticism, but picture after picture he comes back again to anger his nay sayers with name actors and world wide releases. What's the formula for his success? Why do people get so upset about his movies? How is his latest movie Seed being received? What's his connection to Peta? We sat down with Uwe on Wednesday, November the 7th and asked him what he thought.
So hate him or love him, the underdog is still on top and doing what he wants to do, making movies! Whether or not you think he's the Anamorphic Antichrist, Uwe is here and he's letting us know what's on his mind! Check it out!

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Average: 4.6

74:32 minutes (34.12 MB)

Or: Hell-O-ween Episode VII
We had the pleasure of talking to Cerina Vincent, star of Cabin Fever, It Waits and a number of other movies! From Hollywood politics to personal tidbits, all is revealed in this interview! The scream queen reigns this Halloween in her just released movie, Return to the House on Haunted Hill! So grab some candles, a blanket, dim the lights, and prepare to cuddle up with Cerina Vincent for the evening! We won't blame you!

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Average: 4.9

44:00 minutes (20.14 MB)

Or: Hell-O-ween Episode VI
Taking time out of her busy schedule touring with her husband Rob Zombie, we got to spend a few minutes talking with Baby Firefly, Michael Myers' Mom, Sheri Moon Zombie! We briefly touch on her roles to date, the upcoming Haunted World of El Superbeasto and her clothing line Totalskull!

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Average: 4.4

7:15 minutes (3.32 MB)

Or: Hell-O-ween Episode V
Or: Jason Vs. Freddy Vs. Pinhead
With so many topics, characters, franchises and what not within the horror genre, we had to choose one more topic before our two mystery guest interviews. With such nefarious characters we thought the only proper way to decide who would get to be the topic would be to let them fight it out! So get ready to rumble with Jason, Freddy and Pinhead. One shall stand, two shall fall!!

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Average: 4.4

32:03 minutes (14.67 MB)

Or: Hell-O-ween Episodes IV
In every podcast series comes a new low. While I'm sure this won't be our lowest, this is probably the lowest we've gone so far. In between fits of giggles, unfairly bashing poor Ben and eating the tasty Werther's Originals, we actually mention a couple horror books that have come out in recent years. We touch on the Friday the 13th book, the Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Eduardo Risso's Tales of Terror, the Goon, Criminal Macabre and so on. So my apologies go out to anyone who attempts to get worthy info out of this botched podcast! And remember to those of you who decide to brave the silliness, whatever doesn't kill you...

Your vote:

Average: 4.5

30:07 minutes (13.79 MB)