Movies
Everybody Wants To Be Italian!
Or: Cerina Vincent's New Movie! The Italian Interview!

Super sweety, Cerina Vincent talks to us about her new upcoming movie, Everybody Wants To Be Italian. As a romantic comedy, this is definitely a departure from her well known horror fare and a welcome edition to her repertoire. It's always nice to see an actor or actress doing new work that expands the audience's expectation of them and this promises to be just that. This movie promises to be just as entertaining for the guys as it does for the girls by giving an edge to the comedy without becoming one of Hollywood's carbon copy romantic comedies. Below, you can view the trailer at the official site, or check out Cerina's official site, soon to be updated. Come listen to a little sneak preview of what you have in store for you in Everybody Wants To Be Italian!
22:34 minutes (10.33 MB)
The A3U Dark Knight Review!
Or: Bat Babble!

We've all been waiting for the sequel to Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins and here it is! Will it live up to all the hype it's been getting? Will Heath Ledger's last performance deliver the goods? Will Christian Bale talk in his Cookie Monster voice again? We dish the goods on what promises to be THE movie to see this summer... but can it live up to our expectations?
47:45 minutes (21.86 MB)
Hellboy II Movie Review
Or: Guillermo's Newest Movie Gets the Once Over!

New to theaters is Hellboy 2, a rip roaring, comic book adventure movie and sequel to the blockbuster that came out a couple years ago. But is it any good? You may like to know what you have in store for yourself before entering the theater and that's where we try to squeeze ourselves in. Between you the innocent movie goer and the great cinematic unknown. We won't pander, but we also won't get too high on our horses and hopefully, you'll be able to glean some sort of insight into whether or not this is the movie for you. There is a brief run down of what books you need to read for Hellboy and why you can skip some if you want.
Adding to that, we've also uploaded bonus material to cover some of the figures and statues released to coincide with this flick and some of the stuff to look out for in the future.
43:15 minutes (19.8 MB)
Sid Haig Interview!
Or: It's Just Three Assholes Talking Over Here!
You heard right! Did we interview the future president of these here united states? Well maybe not, but you could always listen in and find out why he doesn't give a shit if he even wins! Our sit down with Sid led us down several different paths; some led us to his work in the seventies on Foxy Brown and Coffy, some paths ended with on-set stories of the great Shatner, and even others talk of his work with Rob Zombie as the ever despicable Captain Spaulding. Find out what role got away and why (Believe me, you'll want to, it's a biggie). From politics to charging for autographs at conventions, we leave no stone unturned. So tune in and have a damn, doodly, good listen!
65:44 minutes (30.09 MB)
Jim Byrnes Interview!
Or: Joe Dawson Lives!

Ladies and gents, I present for you renaissance man Jim Byrnes! Please, keep the applause to a minimum. Voice actor, live actor and musician, Jim shares his thoughts with us on the future of the Highlander franchise, the state of the music industry and its future and the more fanatical fans one can run into at conventions!
Transformers fans may remember him as Inferno on Beast Wars or as Thrust on Beast Machines, but he's probably most recognizable as Joe Dawson on Highlander the Series. Well whatever the fan base, Jim has a few things to say and we're all ears!
46:28 minutes (21.27 MB)
Temple of Doom Commentary
So our Raiders commentary didn't suck too bad? Well let's see if we can't remedy that, shall we? Laugh and cry for two hours as we make witticisms and observations on the second Indy flick. Well, actually it's the first Indy. Technically it takes place chronologically before Raiders, right? Maybe that makes it the first prequel... Anyway, if Lucas can't be bothered and Spielberg won't do it, you know that the A3U crew will be there to record another scintillating commentary track to one of cinema's most beloved franchises. And anyone who thinks Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is better than this movie can lick my left nut! Or the right. To tell the truth, I'm not too picky about it.
127:05 minutes (58.17 MB)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Bla Bla Review!
So the new Indy flick is out and we pick it apart. Come on people! Who really thought this would be that good? EVERYONE had doubts and rightly so! But the question remains; just how bad was it? Is there anything worth seeing? Has digital technology ruined even the most holy of cinematic grails? Have Lucas and Spielberg exceeded our expectations or have they drowned in a sea of senility? Well I'm not saying here, so click the little download button and find out for your self. Besides, isn't better to hear us curse live? As a bonus track we also added a little something for all the ladies out there as well everyman secure in his sexuality; a short, impromptu review of the Sex In The City movie. As we finish our Indy 4 review, my wife comes in fresh from seeing it and tells us what she thinks. Well, "waste not want not" we thought, so we added it on. Enjoy.
22:57 minutes (10.51 MB)
Tony Todd Interview!
While we were at the 2008 Crypticon we had a chance to grab an interview we had been trying to work out since last October! Mr. Tony Todd, the Candyman himself was kind enough to set aside some time for us to get the interview we wanted! He's on 24 now, he has numerous projects on the go and has been in so many wicked shows/movies that I think I need not list them! It should also be noted that during this interview there are a couple of guests that pop up, so keep your ears peeled. ...Can ears peel?
51:59 minutes (23.79 MB)
Drew Struzan Interview!
So seriously folks, on the eve of the return of one of cinema's greatest heroes of all time; Indiana Jones, we thought we should talk to the man who has made all the posters! The creation of a movie poster is in itself it's own art, and there's one name that stand tall ahead of any other in this field. Who can think of Star Wars without seeing Luke brandishing his sabre into the night sky? Who goes back in time with Marty McFly without thinking back to that poster? He's created so many indelible images in our minds and set our imaginations ablaze with the possibilities of what these films may have to offer, it's hard to look at other movie posters at all. Learn more about his process, how technology is changing this art form and what the heck does Drew do in his spare time? DL and listen folks! Afterwards, you should log on to get access to a deleted scene where we find out how Drew Struzan became one of the many people Pat Lee screwed over in the scandal that was Dreamwave's infamous fall!
41:37 minutes (19.05 MB)
Iron Man Review!
Or: Sit And Listen While We Tell You What To Think!
So Iron Man's out there and you're thinking about going to see it, aren't you? Or you're definitely going to see it, but you wonder what's in store for you. Perhaps you've already seen it and have been chomping at the bit to see what Spence thinks. Yes, I think that must be it! Well wait no further my little devotees, A3U is in the house and ready to drop the knowledge... or at least some very opinionated opinions. Find out whether it was a stinker or smelled of sweet roses. Either way, the court is in session Favreau, and your baby is on the stand!
Log in afterwards to download the bonus features! Get the dirt on the toy line by Hasbro! Oh crap! That just gave it away, didn't it? ...well maybe if they got it right one of these days!
30:37 minutes (14.01 MB)






